Me n who

‘The Moments Between Worlds’ pencils/acrylic on paper🍃

yorgos lanthimos is having a special screening of his movie where you can watch it if you shave your head. It's called the bald screening. This isn't a joke

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism

If you tell a yankee "its never okay to kill people for the US no matter how poor you are" you can trigger secret dialogue that makes you understand why Malcolm X hated liberals the way he did

thanks for making time for an interview for this managerial role overseeing the microsoft 365 team. what really stood out to us about you - and what rocketed you to the top of our list - was that part in your cover letter where you described yourself as a “sick fuck” who “would stop at nothing to see the microsoft 365 suite of products reduced to a functionless, pale imitation of their 2007-era predecessors” and that the user should “toil fruitlessly as they navigate a completely bewildering interface while being forced to ruminate on how they own nothing and instead rent increasingly expensive useless vapor.” when would you be available to start?

Carl-Edouard Keïta — Karima (mixed media on canvas, 2024)

The Ocean at Dusk -  Kate Jarvik Birch 

American , b. 1977 -

Gouache on paper , 10 x 10 in.

That one diva from chicago (the musical) who killed her husband because of his gum chewing (not chewing, popping) is the autistic rep we need as a community. I understand her. Misophonia queen

Cuck chair? No this is the director's chair. Cut! Where is the passion, guys? Try thinking of me

there should be a such thing as a medical detective. you should be able to hire a doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on with you come hell or high water by consulting whatever specialists they can get their hands on, connecting your constellation of symptoms, etc, instead of 10000 different doctors for every distinct bone in ur body that all just kinda go "dang that sucks idk" when you present with more than one fucking symptom

I call this the create a new problem technique